Stolen knickers

[McMouse]

Some low life just pinched a pair of Mrs McM's knickers off the washing line. She's not bothered about the knickers but she wants the 12 clothes pegs back.

[funnygirl]

Blimey how big were the knickers???!!

[wolf63]

She must get them from the same place that I get mine. ;-)

[Graham-W]

How do you remove coffee from a keyboard?

[weecalf]

lift it you should not drink coffee when playing keybord or you might spill it

[rowanwitch]

Mrs McM will kill you...

[whiskeryron]

Graham-W. You stop thinking about knickers for a start

[petal54]

BIG knickers good this tome o' year

[tenrec]

I wouldn't mind but they didn't fit me. I'll leave the clothspegs by the door.

[sunny-dave]

What a bunch of @rse ...