Bob Knows Everybody...

[Jemisa]

Bob Knows Everybody


Bob and his friend are sitting in their deck-chairs admiring the sunset.
Bob has a proud smile on his face when he says, "You know, I don't
think there's anyone on this planet I don't know."

His friend looks at him, "What? You're kidding!"
Bob says, "No. I think I know just about everybody."

Bob's friend says, "I bet you don't know the prime minister
"Dave? Yep, I know ol'Dave, as a matter of fact, I'm having
dinner with him Tuesday. Why don't you come along?"
They show up at Dave's (No/10) Tuesday, David Camero opens
the door himself. "Hellow there, Bob! How are you doing'? Come on
in!"

Bob's friend is quite impressed, but still not convinced Bob knows
everybody. A few days later he tells Bob. "I bet you don't know
Paul McCartney."

"Pau? Of course I know the Man,! We used to hang out together in
Liverpool "Bob, I don't believe you. I think you're lying to me."

"No, really," Bob responds, "In fact, he's putting on a show
tomorrow night. Lets go."
Bob and his friend make their way up to front row. Paul McCartney
looks down and says, "I'd like to dedicate this next
song to my good friend Bob here."

The friend is getting totally freaked out by now. He is determined to
find someone Bob doesn't know. A couple of weeks later, Bob is
once again sitting in the garden with that proud smile on his face,
when his friend pulls up in the driveway, jumps out of the car and
says, "A hah! I bet You don't know the Pope!"
"The Pope? Yep I do I know ol' John Paul!"

"You're having me on' Bob! I don't believe you!"

"I'll prove it to you," Bob says
So they fly over to the Vatican. Bob's friend stands near the
front of the crowd waiting for the Pope to come out on the
balcony. Soon the Pope appears before the thousands of people in
the crowd. Sure enough, right behind him comes Bob. Standing next
to the Pope and waving at the crowds. After a bit Bob looks down
and sees his friend passed out on the ground. He runs down to the
street to his friend and says, "Hey, you okay mate?"

"Yes, I'm ok. I was standing here in shock when all of a sudden
this bloke leans towards me and says, 'Hey, who's that standing
Next to Bob?

[Jemisa]

Missprim. I don't know how old it is but the fact that 'John Paul' was used is because...
Pope Joseph Aloisius Ratzinger, Benadict PP XV1 was probably too long??

Jem

[missprim]

Yes Jem it is a bit on the long side but Bob would just have called him Ben xv1

[shooty]

thats Bob for ya : )

[Jemisa]

Mmmmm!? Probably mp...:o))

Night - night. Jem

[missprim]

Night night Jem.