How is your body?

[quinie]

Thought this text from my s-i-l was funny.If my body was a car I'd trade it in for a newer model.I've got humps,dents and scratches and my headlights are out of focus.My gearbox is seizing up and it takes me hours to reach maximum speed. I overheat for no reason and every time I sneeze,cough or laugh either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires

[Old_Geezer]

Too close to the truth to be that amusing.

[pa___ul3]

if I were a car I'd be a bit like an old indie car, works well and is still pretty fast but bashed up to bits and the paint's all faded on the roof!

[4getmenot]

cars dont sneeze

[HowardKennitby]

Big end bearings are shot, vinyl roof is tattered and the windscreen is getting very scratched and dull.

[quinie]

Hi Old_Geezer you're probably right but I still thought it funny even if it's a pretty good description of mine! Better go to bed now and re-charge my batteries.

[Buenchico]

Quinie:
That sounds like a very good description of my body but as long as I keep topping up the (alcoholic) antifreeze in my radiator, everything seems to keep going!
;-)

[Captain Spod]

Mrs Spod reminds me that I used to be like a LeMans racer, raring to go and able to keep going for ages. Now? More like and old Jaguar, a little worn but very comfortable and sometimes needing to be started by hand.

[vulcan]

Anybody[pun intended] remember this ?

[quinie]

This body remembers it well.Enjoyed listening to it.Thanks, vulcan42.