The perfect job ?
Fellow goes to the jobcentre to look for work and his adviser tells him that there is a job for a assistant gynaecologist in Glasgow.
He says "What does the job entail"
And his adviser explains that he would have to assist a gynaecologist with matter to do with females southern regions?
The fellow says " Thats' great! I would like to apply for that job" with a great big dirty grin.
The adviser says " Well you'll need to be at Princes Street in Edinburgh at 9am on Monday"
The fellow say's " That's 50 miles away I thought the job was in Glasgow"
And his advisor reply's " Thats' right but that's were the end of the queue is for the job is"