Best chat up lines

[tinkerbell23]

Youve used, or had used....inspired by jems latest joke which made me LOL!

Few months ago a guy in a bar held a napkin to my face and asked if it smelled of chloroform LOL

I actually quite like chatup lines because they make me laugh!! Xxx

[sunny-dave]

Ah - I think ratter is thinking of the Australian style of foreplay ...

"Brace yerself Sheila and look Cheerful"

[Jemisa]

"If you were a bogey - I'd pick you"...
My brother actually said this to a girl at a dance, (His mates dared him) :o}

jem

jem

[Barmaid]

I once met a guy on a first date who in an attempt to impress (no doubt) said to me "I'd like to take you outside and **** you over the bonnet of my Porsche".

I put on my best hoity toity look and said "tsh, porsches are just so common these days", then legged it out the fire exit when I went to the loo. I was in a cab on my way to Kings X before he even noticed I was gone.

[karenmac60]

Most repulsive one ever was a guy with a tooth missing who told me he could suck my nipple through the gap in his teeth. I declined. I wonder if it ever worked for him....

[tinkerbell23]

Omfg karen!!!!! Im actually lOl!!!!!!!!!!!

Porche my arse!!!!!!

Jem thts halarious xxx

[Mick-Talbot]

your dad must be a thief


"why because he stole the stars out of the sky and put them in my eyes?




no .... you look like a gypo

[NOX]

'Have you got any Irish in you?'
'No.'
'Would you like some?' ;-)

The worse the chat up lines the more they actually work, because it makes women laugh, and no-one wants to be going out with a miserable fecker.

[WF8MAN]

Hi, darlin', I'm a virus.....are you the cure?

[EcclesCake]

A guy I kind of knew said to me over a drink 'The answer to your questions are yes, yes and yes'. I had not idea what he was on about but was so intrigued a few weeks later I flew to Hong Kong and spent a few weeks having amazing sex with him.

I then came home and had nothing more to do with him!