Stairway to Heaven?

[WF8MAN]

A millionaire was outside the gate of Heaven. "Well, are you going to let me in,
then? St Peter said, "what have you done to deserve entrance to the celestial kingdom?" The man said, I've kept to the rules, Pete!" St Peter said, "it's not just about keeping to the rules, it's about giving without expecting anything in return." It was then, the man said, "i'll give you a million dollars and a Porsche?" "Done!" Said St Peter..."Oh, has the Porsche got a full tank of gas? I'm in enough trouble already for letting people like you in! Proceed, my son to the Inferno elevator, I've got just the person for you to see!" It was then, Peter put his foot down...on the accelerator. "Eat my dust, heavenly bodies!"
The man shot down the elevator to meet his Hellish fate. The car blew up!
That instant Karma will always you, in the end!

[WF8MAN]

ummmm, DTH, That's my monogram: "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds! Coming to a cinema near you! DEATH!" Dash Too Hot, if you ask me!

[dickythecook]

I know I'm fairly new to AB, but sometimes I feel as though I have entered into someones really bad acid flashback!!

[Postdog]

Was there a joke there? I read it twice and I'm not gonna waste any more time.

[vulcan]

You and me both Dickythecook and I've been here over three years.

[ChuckFickens]

There was a joke here, PD, they seem to have been suspended now though.