Mine was to point out a lady on a bus with a strange haircut to a school friend, who, on looking round, said " that's my aunt" and went off to talk to her
I got a taxi home from work 10pm...
Got in and said my address
After a min the taxi driver said "soooo.. U want me to give you a wee phonecall later or are you going to your bed now??"
And i replied saying "ehhh no im going to bed" (thinking you dirty bstard u must b my dads age!!!!)
Till i saw a blue light..flashing...in his ear...which was his bluetooth...
I got a taxi home from work 10pm...
Got in and said my address
After a min the taxi driver said "soooo.. U want me to give you a wee phonecall later or are you going to your bed now??"
And i replied saying "ehhh no im going to bed" (thinking you dirty bstard u must b my dads age!!!!)
Till i saw a blue light..flashing...in his ear...which was his bluetooth headset....and he was talking to his fooking wife!!!!!!
Stupidest thing I ever said was when I went for my scan on my fourth pregnancy. The person doing it asked if twins ran in my family and I replied no, she then proceeded to tell me I was having twins. After five minutes of crying I remembered that I was a twin - felt like a right idiot telling her after previously 'forgetting'.
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