Unfortunate Names

[keyholekatebaron]

Once knew a Mr.Pick---initial was R. was he round the bend?
Once knew a Dr.Soul---initials were A.R. say no more!
Once knew a Mr.Coker-was a coal merchant.
Anymore funny names and occupations anyone?

[Frank97]

An old school friend of mine's surname is Bateman, we also had a teacher who would address the pupils as master followed by the surname! Well you can imagine the amusement that used to provide.

[THEMOTLEY1]

I used to regularly sign in a visitor to our company, an engineer, who was built like a brick outhouse, and called Wayne King.

[Chatterbox84]

D97x7, we had a Master Bates at school...he was the teacher!! *snigger*

[Frank97]

Lol!

[McMouse]

I remember Walter Wall and his carpet shop.

[grasscarp]

I knew someone in USA who called their son Randy Burke. They couldnt see the problem.

[sunny-dave]

maggiebee : "Next door neighbour's grandaughter is called Cara which is a beautiful name. Pity her surname is Cumming."

She'll be OK as long as she doesn't marry a Dutchman called van Holiday ....

< start the car >

[Chatterbox84]

I do believe this one isn't a joke...but I die hard toffee nose round these parts called his daughter Eva Toni Ann. And a friend of mine called her little girl Eva Bluu!

[THEMOTLEY1]

Then we have the twins, Sam 'n Ella.

[Frank97]

There is a car dealership not to far from here owned, I presume, by Richard Lovett, not to bad a name really, but why he shortens it to Dick is beyond me.

[parkie]

I used to know a man whose surname was Thirkle. His nickname was 'Magic'. and my last dentist was a Mr Clamp.

[sidkid]

I worked in the Rates Office in Birmingham many decades ago. There was a chap on the books called Zachariah Forskin.