Which should I respond to?

[abstibus]

A prize of $25,000,000
Compensation from Ban Ki-Moon
An inheritance (not specified)
An offer from the IMF (don't know what)
A letter from the US Senate (don't know what it's about)
Unfortunately, my 'e-mail account has been deactivated' so I can't respond to any of the 174 in my spam folder.

[Zacs-Master]

Bit of a rhetorical question then.

[jno]

Zac, the deactivation might be yet another begging letter...

[boxtops]

You lucky woman!

[Zacs-Master]

It might.

[abstibus]

At least the diplomat who was shuttling between at Jackson and Atlanta airports seems to have gone. He'd been there for weeks and I was getting worried about him.

[Dee Sa]

lol ! fancy turning down the offer of all that money !
did you read in the paper a few weeks ago now when a perfectly sane buisiness man got caught up in a scam and had persuaded half the village to "invest" with him ? the scammers must have thought xmas and birthday had all come at once.