Does my bum look big?

[craft1948]

My wife was in the bathroom for hours getting ready to go out, when finally she swung open the door and asked "Tell me honestly, do I look fat in this?"

I replied "Yes love, but to be fair it is a small bathroom"................

[weecalf]

You did not exactly Shower her with compliments.Bet her feeling began to sink and she did not feel toowell.At least you came clean and told the truth. So could not jacuse you of not speaking you mind

[RATTER15]

lol, very good!!

[RATTER15]

or as the Mulsim suicide bomber said to her husband while looking at her rear end " Does my bomb look big in this?"

[rowanwitch]

When was the funeral?

[RATTER15]

*Muslim

[craft1948]

lol @ rowan..........

[grasscarp]

I once got a green jumpsuit from a mail order catalogue. As I fought my way into it my daughter (about 5 at the time) looked at me and said "You look like the credin hulk" - i.e. the incredible hulk. Needless to say jumpsuit was quickly returned to mail order company!

[Baldric]

My wife doesn't ask me that question anymore,

can't think why!!!

;o))

[Brinjal]

Do these jeans make my bum look big. No dear it's all the chocolates you eat that make your bum look big.