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[maggiebee]

Slow day so just been reading the Employment section in the local rag.

Spanish cook required, must be able to cook. Tel........

Duh????

[B00]

Does it mean they have to be Spanish or that they can cook Spanish type foods?

[ummmm]

I posted here ages ago about a golf club wanting a ball collector. They wanted a CV!!!? A CV for collecting lost golf balls...

[ChuckFickens]

It's a little worrying they feel the need to point out the obvious, I recently saw a jab advert for a taxi driver that stated applicants must hold a valid driving license... well who'd have thought that!

[maggiebee]

Your guess is as good as mine Boo! Thought about phoning up but as I'm not Spanish and can't cook I'll give it a miss.

[EvianBaby]

That's not a requirement for Taxi drivers round here Chuck. You must live in a posh area.

[parkie]

A popular one at the moment is the packet of peanuts with the message 'May contain nuts' on the packet. Who'd have thought it?