Five word story challenge

[parkie]

On the radio yesterday morning, listeners were challenged to come up with a five word story. One example is:-

Spurs six Arsenal nil.Result.

Anyone think of any others?

[sandyRoe]

Gigantic iceberg sinks Titanic ship

[EDDIE51]

I have one that only contains 5 words but they are repeated

Boy meets girl in park
Girl meets boy in park
Boy parks meat in girl.

Ok 7 words sorry.

[DTCwordfan]

Gorgeous woman massages me.

Heaven.

[daftgrandad]

"Spurs 6 Arsenal 0"
Someone with a vivid imagination.

[sandyRoe]

Nut screws washer bolts
A headline from a Murdoch paper in the USA, I believe.

[shoota]

Eat curry.
Drink beer.
Sleep

[grasscarp]

Curry beer sleep wake rennies