I was driving home with my mate from the pub late one night (I don't drink)and was stopped by a policeman standing in the middle of a dark road. He was in the middle of telling me which way to go when I complained it was going to take me an extra 20 minutes to get home. Before I could say anything ore, my 'mate' leaned across and said to the copper, 'Here' mate, don't you go upsetting him when he's had a drink.'
Not only were my keys snatched by the copper, not only was I breathalised but was given a £25 fine for wasting police time!! My mate was laughing so much he couldn't stop me taking £25 out of his wallet to pay for the fine.
Still very funny though!