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Coffee
You know you're drinking too much coffee when
You sleep with your eyes open
You just completed another sweater and you don't know how to knit
You grind your coffee beans in your mouth
You have to watch videos in fast-forward
You lick the coffee pot clean
Your eyes stay open when you sneeze
The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse
All your kids are named Joe
You don't sweat you percolate
When somebody asks you "how are you?" you say "good to the last drop
You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee
You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore
You think being called a drip is a compliment
You don't get mad you get steamed
Your coffee mug is insured by Lloyds of London
You think CPR stands for "coffee provides resuscitation"
You sleep with your eyes open
You just completed another sweater and you don't know how to knit
You grind your coffee beans in your mouth
You have to watch videos in fast-forward
You lick the coffee pot clean
Your eyes stay open when you sneeze
The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse
All your kids are named Joe
You don't sweat you percolate
When somebody asks you "how are you?" you say "good to the last drop
You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee
You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore
You think being called a drip is a compliment
You don't get mad you get steamed
Your coffee mug is insured by Lloyds of London
You think CPR stands for "coffee provides resuscitation"
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