In honour of St Patrick's Day

[DTCwordfan]

This one I "released" on the St P's Avatar thread but thought a repeat might be apropos for here.

Two Irishman drinking their Green Guinness in a bar in Cork on St P's Day (the give away as this is Murphy's country - and I prefer the Murphy stout.)....

One says to the other, "You aren't from here, wher' do ya cum from?"

"Dublin"

"sai di I"

Drink of Guinness.

"Which part of Dublin then?"

"Ooh I come from Springfield"

"What a coincidence, so do I."

Another healthy slurp.

"Where did ya go to school then?"

"St Mary Josephs"

"Nae feckin way, I went there too, we must knoo each other, or somebody knows us"

Yet another slurp of the green stout.

"So which street di ye live in?"

"St Edwards St"

Na feckin way, Holy Mother Feckin' Mary, we must know each other or our families know each other."

At this point the bar owner walks in and speaks to Siobhan, the bar manager.

"Anything happening then, Siobhan?"

"No Boss, it's quiet in here. Brendan is in as is Seamus, and the O'Grady twins are getting drunk."

[tenrec]

Yep, that's a good 'un.

[seadogg]

Good punch line! I'll tell the story to Mme S when we have rolled 'em over in the BIG GAME.