Argh! I've just use a hair stripper

[mrs_overall]

I was tired of being dark red so I've used one of those hair stripping kits. I am now a ginger!!!!!!!!!!
I'll be down at Boots (in a hat) at 9am.

[shoota]

Oh, how I do lurrrrv a redhead........

[mike11111]

Mrs O, I regard that not as a threat but an invitation to a night of pleasure.

[mrs_overall]

mike, I'll have you know I am a respectable lady.
I don't loosen my pinny strings till the 4th date

[mrs_overall]

shoota, has you small problem with the festering responded to antibiotics yet?

[mrs_overall]

*your*

[micmak]

Never for a moment did i think you were Roz. Mrs MM is from Yorkshire. A brighter woman I have yet to meet. She calls me her southern softie.

[askyourgran]

Must be the rubber that turns mike11111 on mrs o, watch it. But then we Yorkshire women are tough, fill the marigolds with Whitby sand and he won't know whats hit him.
Btw I thought ginge was all the rage at the mo, remember Rebekah Brooks with all the ginger haystack she has.

[mrs_overall]

Thanks for the sand tip AYG

it's not a R Brooks ginger, it is really really bright ginger

[mrs_overall]

.....more orange really

I look like a clown

[mike11111]

Oh, Gran, thank you, thank you, thank you! I hope Mrs O has taken note. The addition of the Whitby sand will turn an evening of pleasure into one of orgiastic ecstasy.

[shoota]

Yes thanks Mrs O I'm all festered out - nice nursey type lady kissed it better.
Ooer.....

[mrs_overall]

<<<<looks for the cattle prod to keep mike at bay>>>>>

[askyourgran]

lol mike, :0)

Be careful with the next colour mrs o, I had to go to a hairdresser to correct my colouring mistake a while back.

[mike11111]

Look, Mrs O, I'm grateful enough for the Marigolds and Whitby sand. The offer of the cattle prod is a generous step too far.

[mrs_overall]

I will AYG, ta.
Please stop putting ideas into mike's head.
Anyway, I think you will be more his type

[askyourgran]

No thanks mrs o, he's just a naughty boy anyway.
I think he's cringing a bit now you've mentioned the cattle prod.
Night x

[mrs_overall]

Night night AYG xx

[mike11111]

Oh dear, never mind. Just another lonely night with my thoughts and imaginations, then.

[mrs_overall]

Night mike.
Keep your hands on the keyboard where we can see them at all times ;_0