A similar one from a few years ago (with names changed) which also applies to ANY party:
David Cameron has announced that the Union Flag as a symbol of Britain is to be replaced by a condom, in patriotic red, white and blue, because it more accurately reflects the Government’s political stance.
Condoms allow for significant inflation, halt production, destroy the next generation, protect a bunch of pricks and give you a sense of security while you are actually being screwed.
It just cannot get more accurate than that.