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Madmonks | 22:56 Wed 21st Mar 2012 | Jokes
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During a flying lesson the instructor took a heart attack and died causing the pupil to make a panicked mayday call which was answered by air traffic control. "What is your speed, altitude and heading?" said the voice over the radio.
"I'm travelling at 100 knots, altitude 3,000 feet heading North East and I think I'm flying upside down!", replied the pupil.
" What makes you think you're flying upside down?" asked the controller.
The pupil squeaked back, "Because the diarrhoea is running out my shirt collar!"
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Yeuccccch
22:58 Wed 21st Mar 2012
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Yep, Canary, that's the noise it made!
22:59 Wed 21st Mar 2012
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Haha - glad I'm not eating my chocolate weetabix :P
08:08 Thu 22nd Mar 2012

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