Reminds me of an interview many years ago where Meatloaf was getting more and more infuriated with the interviewer:
Interviewer: Really? So no-one calls you Marvin any longer?
Meatloaf: No.
Interviewer: What about your parents?
Meatloaf: What about them?
Interviewer: What do they call you?
Meatloaf: They never call me.
Interviewer: No, I mean what name do they call you?
Meatloaf: They don't.
Interviewer: Why not?
Meatloaf: They're dead. [I don't think they were at the time...]
Interviewer: Oh. Sorry about that. What about your wife?
Meatloaf: She's still alive.
Interviewer: No, I mean, what does she call you?
Meatloaf: Meat.
Interviewer: Really?
Meatloaf: Really!
Interviewer: So what do your kids call you, then?
Meatloaf: Dad. What does your care-worker call you?