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71. Recently a guy in Paris nearly got away with stealing several paintings from the Louvre. However, after planning the crime, getting in and out past security, he was captured only 2 blocks away when his vehicle ran out of fuel. When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied: "I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."
72. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
73. She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.
74. The teacher confiscated a catapult in the algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
75. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
76. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
77. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
78. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
79. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab centre said: "Keep off the Grass."
80. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No change yet.'
72. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
73. She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.
74. The teacher confiscated a catapult in the algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
75. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
76. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
77. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
78. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
79. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab centre said: "Keep off the Grass."
80. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No change yet.'
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