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"Cat man do" - the cartoon clip explains it all
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I was sound asleep, cocooned in my nice feather duvet, and I planned on sleeping for many more hours.
Alas I was rudely awakened by a Monster so evil and devious that he defied description. Needless to say he looks like the feline in my avatar. This monster stuck his teeth in my foot and then stomped all over the pillow (and, by default, my head).
I, like any obedient cat slave, went downstairs to the kitchen and put some of his favourite food in his bowl. He took one sniff, rejected my offering and stomped off back to bed. Now his sister is up and she is running around shouting "whee, eek, whee, eek".
I am off back to bed. I hope that you all have a nice day, I will return later (hopefully much, much later).
Alas I was rudely awakened by a Monster so evil and devious that he defied description. Needless to say he looks like the feline in my avatar. This monster stuck his teeth in my foot and then stomped all over the pillow (and, by default, my head).
I, like any obedient cat slave, went downstairs to the kitchen and put some of his favourite food in his bowl. He took one sniff, rejected my offering and stomped off back to bed. Now his sister is up and she is running around shouting "whee, eek, whee, eek".
I am off back to bed. I hope that you all have a nice day, I will return later (hopefully much, much later).
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Lovely cartoon, and yes cats can be just like that! Mine starts yeowling at about 4am, so I get up to let her out, she then proceeds to run and hide all around the house, with me chasing her, then she does decide to go out out the front door. No sooner am I back in the land on nod then she yeowls to be let in, and she is a Balanese and has a dreadful yeow, wakes everyone up, so I havve to be smartish and quickly let her in again, where she hurtles around the house, eats, thumps the bed and then falls asleep until I kick her out about 11am. Cats eh?
wolf - I recognise this so much. This morning, No 1 Son woke me at 615 by punching me in the face then ran to the bottom of the bed, when I rolled over he stabbed me in the foot....
A couple of nights ago, he jumped on the bed as I was getting in, and started ferreting about in the folds of the duvet cover, then he went to sleep. Last night I straightened the cover before getting in, only to find in the folds the rear half of a mouse, glued at right angles to the cover with congealed innards......
A couple of nights ago, he jumped on the bed as I was getting in, and started ferreting about in the folds of the duvet cover, then he went to sleep. Last night I straightened the cover before getting in, only to find in the folds the rear half of a mouse, glued at right angles to the cover with congealed innards......
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