How To Get a Great Discount

[gness]

This should perhaps follow on from Texts and Bats. Was working in the garden when I received a text from the tiler, a friend of my son. It read.......Ummmm. Nice bum.XXX
When he arrived I showed it to him. Red faced and speechless is putting it mildly.
Sent it from his van to his girlfriend who was walking down the drive in tight jeans, he says. Pressed wrong button. Know the feeling.
Am now negotiating a huge discount as he wants me to delete and NOT show it to my son and his other mates who are working on my house.
Not such a batty old woman now!

[mccfluff]

ginge is your tiler?

[EvianBaby]

I got one a while back from one of our subbies who can be a bit of an a.hole. It said somehting along the lines of 'going for a w**k, want to give me a hand'. It was obvious it wasn't for me but I forwarded it to my bosses (with explanation). Got a grovelling phone call from him a few minutes later and he's been nice as pie to me ever since. Might have helped that he wouldn't want his wife to find out either.

[gness]

He`s bald mccf so I`m not going to find out if he is ginge.
Ev. Bet your face had the same expression as mine when I read it.

[EvianBaby]

If it was a look of 'this guy who is 40 years older than me and resembles Rod Stewart is making me want to vomit' then yeah.

[gness]

Mine is thirty years younger than me, Ev. good looking so the text somewhat surprised me.

[giveup]

My daughters boyfriend had a few the other night and said to me "Nice Arse",but when I told my husband he could'nt stop laughing. Grounds for divorce??

[ummmm]

The text was meant for me :-)

[Kiki-frog]

Oh gness, you've really started something now! Two mis-sent texts following on from each other? Yeah right! LOL

[gness]

When I saw the Ummmm with m four times like yours it threw me a bit, especially as we are in the same neck of the woods. Thought you and I might know the same oddball and he was confusing us because I`m sure your bum is nicer than mine.x
You sound disbelieving kiki. I promise you......I may embroider for comic effect but I never lie. As my OH said "She doesn`t have to. She`s a walking disaster.x

[Kiki-frog]

Only teasing, gness. Just can't stop laughing about this and the bat text.

[gness]

Wait `til I tell you the one about me, OH and the jacket salesman kiki. But that is for another day.
I have decided that the fun to be had from sharing a text like this from a young chap to his friend`s mum is worth giving up a discount for.
Have checked it was for his girlfriend and not a "third party!" Didn`t want to open a can of worms. Forwarded it to my son as they all get together for a pint at the weekend. Would love to be a fly on the pub wall.