New Olympic Event

[gness]

I was working down the garden today. It`s cold and I have an ageing bladder. I`ll go in a minute......I`ll go in a minute soon became.........mustgomustgomustgo as I dashed up the garden for the downstairs loo. Fell through the door.....no bloody loo! It and the sink had been taken out by the plumber so the tiler could work. You would think I`d remember.
If ever there is a medal for the cross-legged, sideways gallop up a flight of stairs the gold is mine.

[boxtops]

ooo I know that feeling...!

[tiggerblue10]

Lol, been there, done that, bought the tee-shirt. Its a regular occurence for me especially at work.

[MsEVP]

Do sympathize, gness, it`s a very large club we belong to!

[Baldric]

Usually when dog walking on a wide open beach with a northerly blowing and no cover as far as the eye can see!
:o(

[gness]

Now Baldric. If you were female you could frantically dig a hole, sit down and look casual. Even whistle softly while looking around. Not often we have the advantage in a loo situation ladies.

[B00]

I don't think we have an advantage do we?

From a distance (if out in the open) we look like we're doing what we're actually doing which is squatting down for a pee. Men on the other hand just look like they're standing there looking gormless, which, lets face it is their standard look.

[gness]

Off to Norfolk soon Boo. I shall put it to the test. I was sort of thinking deep hole, legs outstretched, arms back 1950s model style. Squatting? Perhaps not. I will report back.

[Kiki-frog]

LOL, I know that one well, gness. Hope you made it in time! I expect the tiler just thought 'there goes the Mad Old Bat again. x

[gness]

The tiler is being extremely nice Kiki. Ever since he accidentally sent me the text saying.."Nice bum. xx"

[B00]

You need a Shewee!

[B00]

for you I mean, not the tiler!

[gness]

I`d forgotten about those Boo. I could keep it behind the tree. See what a great site this is. Problem solved. As long as I wear a skirt in the garden I suppose?

[Maydup]

And make sure you go before you set off for Norfolk gness, we're very short on public loos over here!

[gness]

Oh Lord Maidup! Better carry a spade for the sand and rehearse my casual, 1950s model look then.

[anneasquith]

ageing bladder............ LOL