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Have borrowed this space in Suggestions for a Biddybank announcement. I now have my new Clio car but am too timid to drive it. Hate the reserve gear it's so different from my Ford. Left old car in Es Cana as was too wet (it steams up inside) to drive in the dark, whilst hubby and I came back in the new one. Now have to get a bus (only 3 a day) to collect old car. Don't tell vinny - look what he did to Biddybus!!Robinia can sit in the back as long as she promises to move out eventually. smudge of course can sit in the front.
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Mornin' neti - lucky you a new motor, I've just put my penny farthing away for the winter! It's a bit hard to ride with wellies on & me balaclava keeps slipping over my eyes.
Back seat huh? Well ok, as long as I'm in charge of the map - there'll be more room to turn it upside down in the back anyway. Bit worried about this reverse gear - I'd prefer it if we kept moving forward please.
This could be quite a day for the local highways .....'Crazy Biddy zooms round Ibiza at 90mph... in reverse....'
Back seat huh? Well ok, as long as I'm in charge of the map - there'll be more room to turn it upside down in the back anyway. Bit worried about this reverse gear - I'd prefer it if we kept moving forward please.
This could be quite a day for the local highways .....'Crazy Biddy zooms round Ibiza at 90mph... in reverse....'
Oh flippin' heck Vinny I do hope not....
but fear not, Brenda's Biddy Breakdown service is on it's way, no breakdown too small.....!!! here
I never normally post jokes but I love this one (it's me & my sister, she drives!!)
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car. Both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection. The light was red but they just went on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, "I must be losing it. I could have sworn we just went through a red light." After a few more minutes they came to another intersection, the light was red, and again they went right through. This time, the passenger was almost sure that the light had been red, but was also concerned that she might be seeing things. She was getting nervous and decided to pay very close attention. At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely red and they blew right through it. She turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred! Did you know that you ran through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us. Mildred turned to her and said, "Oh ****! Am I driving?"
Morning all - congrate's on getting your new car Neti. I'm sure you'll soon get used to the reverse gear!
I'd love to sit in the front - I can changed gear for you & parking is my forte!
Glad you noticed the username I reported Vinny. For those who are wondering - it was someone who called him/herself FUUCKDAPOLICE! I reported it, as it appeared on the same day a young Policewoman was killed & another seriously injured. AB Ed promptly removed it. Perhaps it was something to do with BiddyPower Vinny, nod, nod, wink, wink.....!
I've been on another planet - haven't seen anything odd!! Have been busy doing the Telegraph xword, did it in an hour (with a bit of help from ABers) gosh it does get the old brain going although the knees have stuck in one position. Listen.....CREEEEEK that was the left one - will take abreak before I straighten the right one.
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