Men leaving the toilet seat up!

[Smowball]

Was discussed on tv earlier - does it really annoy women that much??I mean, men dont complain when women leave the seat down do they? And I am the only female in our house lol.

[EDDIE51]

Do women actually sit on the toilet ?
I and my Mrs used to do the cleaning in our community centre, the Loo's were always immaculate and spotless when we finished cleaning them. But EVERY day when we went in to clean again there was pee all over the ladies Loo seats.
The womens Loos were always far worse than the mens to clean , other cleaners we know all say the same , womem always pee over the seat after all they don't have eyes in their backsides ! Men stand at a urinal to pee while women adopt the 'hover' technique or so I am told !

[tenrec]

In a public toilet I would be tempted to hover, but not at home.

[albaqwerty]

Eddie, at the risk of being disgusting, women do not have the use of a directionial aid. We sit and hope for the best :-D

[chi-chi66]

Yes I did say I 'hover', but have a good aim.. it's not that hard.
Sometimes you find that men use the ladies, because it's not as far to walk.
Seen it myself, they also use disabled when nothing wrong with them.

[tenrec]

Chi chi I do that as well

[tenrec]

Sorry, I mean I use the gents when I am desperate

[gness]

Nothing wrong with them Chi? Since when?

[albaqwerty]

Why do entertainment centres, for examplle, have 3 urinals and 3 cubivles for the men and 3 cubicles for the ladies?? And the men wonder why we spend forever in there ?!!!

[EDDIE51]

If women all 'sat' cleaners would not have such a problem but in my experience very few do. Only way I can explain the pee on the seats every day.
In one ladies loo someone left a note it said '' If you sprinkle when you tinkle please be neat and wipe the seat''

[chi-chi66]

tenrec....I've done that myself in nightclubs when the queue for the ladies is
too long, and dragged other girls in with me who were bursting. The faces on the men were a picture, definitely hovered then!!

[gness]

Maggie. I went to camp but couldn`t use the trench. Either it was a short camp or I have a fantastic bladder.

[chi-chi66]

gness.....hahaha I must have had a senior moment then....

[EDDIE51]

The community centre we used to clean had 8 cubicles for the ladies but just 2 and 2 urinals for the men , so on excuse there ( there was a unisex disabled loo as well)

[albaqwerty]

I was a cleaner in a pub, someone had written the usual ditty :

Please do not throw your ciggie douts in the loos, I don't pee in your ashtray.

So redundant now

Ooh eck Lynrd Skynrd are on.........

[EDDIE51]

Yes I had forgotten the old graffiti that was on every toilet wall
''please do not drop your dog ends in the urinal , it makes them soggy and hard to light ''