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Its Tinkerbell Day!!!!!
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As per our AB calender....And the apothesis thread.....
Today is the feast of the Holy Nuns of St Tinkerbell
Who maketh many things in the fashion of shabby chic… and drink something called a fat frog….
For those tho have never had one please...
Get two pint glasses
An orange bacardi breezer
Sminroff ice
Blue wkd
And put half of each in the glass over crushed ice!!
If this isnt your bag please have a Gin...or a voddy, or wine, or a crazy vimto, or rum, or a mojito, or any cocktail LOL only thing i decline is whiskey- but you have my permission to have that too- have whatever the hell u fancy!!!
Oh...and there must be chocolate involved!!!!!!!!!
<3 and thanks for including me in the calender xxx
Today is the feast of the Holy Nuns of St Tinkerbell
Who maketh many things in the fashion of shabby chic… and drink something called a fat frog….
For those tho have never had one please...
Get two pint glasses
An orange bacardi breezer
Sminroff ice
Blue wkd
And put half of each in the glass over crushed ice!!
If this isnt your bag please have a Gin...or a voddy, or wine, or a crazy vimto, or rum, or a mojito, or any cocktail LOL only thing i decline is whiskey- but you have my permission to have that too- have whatever the hell u fancy!!!
Oh...and there must be chocolate involved!!!!!!!!!
<3 and thanks for including me in the calender xxx
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An ode to you, St Tinks, extolling the heathens to join the Church has just be scribbled on the Apotheosic thread.
Nothing wrong with a duplicate I guess....
An AB crystal globe swings
a tinkerbell rings
theres a banana in the meadow
and a yellow peel in the shadow
Can you see the sparkle
of all the chocolate dust
or do you see the gloom
of not a troll to trust?
Can you see the williness over there
that shines its magic light
or can you see nothing
past the darkness of the non-AB night?
Come and take my hand, my new AB friend
lets walk upon that sloopie billow
open your eyes to all the good
and leave your chatter pillow
Let me show you an AB Apotheosic world
where the sun shines and Bananas grow
come on, to our Tinkerbell saint, say an AB hello.
Nothing wrong with a duplicate I guess....
An AB crystal globe swings
a tinkerbell rings
theres a banana in the meadow
and a yellow peel in the shadow
Can you see the sparkle
of all the chocolate dust
or do you see the gloom
of not a troll to trust?
Can you see the williness over there
that shines its magic light
or can you see nothing
past the darkness of the non-AB night?
Come and take my hand, my new AB friend
lets walk upon that sloopie billow
open your eyes to all the good
and leave your chatter pillow
Let me show you an AB Apotheosic world
where the sun shines and Bananas grow
come on, to our Tinkerbell saint, say an AB hello.
St Tink, I will gladly raise a sacred chalice of wine or three in your honour later today, but I will abstain from the fat frog on the grounds that I fear projectile vomit might ensue.
But I have a bar of fruit and nut ready beside me as I type. It will probably have disappeared by the time this post appears on the thread. A miracle!
But I have a bar of fruit and nut ready beside me as I type. It will probably have disappeared by the time this post appears on the thread. A miracle!
I will be issuing the next part of the calendar soon... Notable events or other reasons to celebrate on the apotheosis thread please..
I will be recording the Holy Sister Jayne Day when members should celebrate by performing acts of a 'personal nature' in unusual places in memory of the now enshrines in Holy remebrance Cablecar incident
The Veneration of the Idiot Day
The glorification of the Modpostles
Saint Craft of the Divorce
Sister of No Mercy and the Sacred Vine
Two wheeled transport day so Biking members feel included
I will be recording the Holy Sister Jayne Day when members should celebrate by performing acts of a 'personal nature' in unusual places in memory of the now enshrines in Holy remebrance Cablecar incident
The Veneration of the Idiot Day
The glorification of the Modpostles
Saint Craft of the Divorce
Sister of No Mercy and the Sacred Vine
Two wheeled transport day so Biking members feel included
Ahhhh this has eased mine shame. Lindt Excellence 'tis on offer in Ye Olde Morrisons from whence I have just returned!
[Why are we speaking in 'Olde Englishe' Jayne Maiden of the Brighton coast?]
Anyway....so I bought 2 yum yum!
Will partaketh in a small [who am I kidding] Vodka when I finish work in thou honour Tinks.
Lisa x
[Why are we speaking in 'Olde Englishe' Jayne Maiden of the Brighton coast?]
Anyway....so I bought 2 yum yum!
Will partaketh in a small [who am I kidding] Vodka when I finish work in thou honour Tinks.
Lisa x
An ode to St Tinkie's Nuns, this special day:
Jolly, sad, insecure; behind high AB convent walls,
These watch the Apotheosic lamp; these watch and pray:
And it is one with them when evening falls,
And St Tinks; it is she, with the cold return of day.
Tink's nuns heed not AB time; their nights and days they make
Into a long returning banana rosary,
Whereon their lives are threaded for chocolate's sake;
Meekness, vigilance and lack of chastity.
A vowed patrol, in AB company,
Life-long they keep before the living Ed.
In the dim bar, Tink's nuns' prayers and penances
Are fragrant williness before the time for bed.
Outside, the AB world is wild and passionate;
Chatterbank's weary laughter and Body & Soul sick despair
Entreat at their impermeable "protected" gate:
Tink's nun's heed no voices in their dream of prayer.
They, the nuns, saw the glory of the chocolate dust displayed;
They, the sisters saw the bitter of it, the milk and the sweet;
They knew the Cadbury Roses of the world should fade,
And be trod under by the scampering B00 feet.
Therefore Tinkie's nuns rather put away desire,
And crossed their hands and came to the banana sanctuary
Veiled their heads and put on coarse Agent Provocateur attire:
Because their comeliness was no sqad vanity.
And there the Nuns rest; they have lewdish insight
Of the illuminating dawn, fat-frog drinks to be:
Boxie's sweet "Star" dispels for them the night,
The proper darkness of Jogger Jayne's "humanity".
Pizzed, joyous, and secure; with faces young and mild:
Surely their choice of Tinkie vigil is the best?
Yea! before our Bananas fade, the AB world is wild;
But there, beside Ed's pbuhtablecloth, there is St Tinkie a'rest.
Jolly, sad, insecure; behind high AB convent walls,
These watch the Apotheosic lamp; these watch and pray:
And it is one with them when evening falls,
And St Tinks; it is she, with the cold return of day.
Tink's nuns heed not AB time; their nights and days they make
Into a long returning banana rosary,
Whereon their lives are threaded for chocolate's sake;
Meekness, vigilance and lack of chastity.
A vowed patrol, in AB company,
Life-long they keep before the living Ed.
In the dim bar, Tink's nuns' prayers and penances
Are fragrant williness before the time for bed.
Outside, the AB world is wild and passionate;
Chatterbank's weary laughter and Body & Soul sick despair
Entreat at their impermeable "protected" gate:
Tink's nun's heed no voices in their dream of prayer.
They, the nuns, saw the glory of the chocolate dust displayed;
They, the sisters saw the bitter of it, the milk and the sweet;
They knew the Cadbury Roses of the world should fade,
And be trod under by the scampering B00 feet.
Therefore Tinkie's nuns rather put away desire,
And crossed their hands and came to the banana sanctuary
Veiled their heads and put on coarse Agent Provocateur attire:
Because their comeliness was no sqad vanity.
And there the Nuns rest; they have lewdish insight
Of the illuminating dawn, fat-frog drinks to be:
Boxie's sweet "Star" dispels for them the night,
The proper darkness of Jogger Jayne's "humanity".
Pizzed, joyous, and secure; with faces young and mild:
Surely their choice of Tinkie vigil is the best?
Yea! before our Bananas fade, the AB world is wild;
But there, beside Ed's pbuhtablecloth, there is St Tinkie a'rest.
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