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Chat up lines
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Go on whats your best?
Not long ago- no word of a lie....
A man came upto me in a bar, put a napkin on my face and said does this smell like chloroform i did LOL i actually like a GSOH so making me laugh is a surefire winner ....
Hit me with ur best or the best youve had? You may even get best answer now how cool is that ;0> x
Not long ago- no word of a lie....
A man came upto me in a bar, put a napkin on my face and said does this smell like chloroform i did LOL i actually like a GSOH so making me laugh is a surefire winner ....
Hit me with ur best or the best youve had? You may even get best answer now how cool is that ;0> x
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"You are like a spanner to me, as you are tightening my nuts"
21:33 Thu 26th Apr 2012
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I used to write a monthly magazine feature about nightclubs. A photogropher and I would trawl through groups of two and three ladies, and ask them a series of simple questions, and take their picture - made a two-page spread with anout twenty groups - and one of the questions was "What's the worst chat-uo line you have ever heard?, although some of them were quite funny -
Do you like group sex? No, me neither, just us two then?
Do you need an asprin? You haven't got a headache? Great, are we on for sex then?
And the most poignant of all, asked to a group of three, one of whom looked like a teenage Julie Christie. When asked what the worst chat-up line was, her, shall we say, less-dazzling friend piped up with some vigour with the gem - "That's easy, it's 'What's your mate called?'" Shame!
Do you like group sex? No, me neither, just us two then?
Do you need an asprin? You haven't got a headache? Great, are we on for sex then?
And the most poignant of all, asked to a group of three, one of whom looked like a teenage Julie Christie. When asked what the worst chat-up line was, her, shall we say, less-dazzling friend piped up with some vigour with the gem - "That's easy, it's 'What's your mate called?'" Shame!
