What was the oddest thing you bought or considered buying ?

[weecalf]

I was going to buy an air freshener for the bicycle but shop was closed that day and by the next day notion had gone off me .

[Sharingan]

I nearly bought a tracksuit for my hamster once but I decided he didn't like exercise enough to wear it much.

[fbg40]

What about an ashtray for a motorbike ?
FBG40

[Georgiesmum]

LOL

[DTCwordfan]

I wanted to move our waterbed so went to our local chandlery and bought an outboard engine.

[excelsior-1]

years ago my father received a gift entitled 'for the man who has everything' ... it was a belly-button brush

[DTCwordfan]

they have their uses, excelsior.......

[parkie]

A marriage licence. (My wife does not read this site).

[cupid04]

I promise not to tell your wife for a small fee!

[owdhamer]

A book called talking sense for Jordan

[parkie]

Thanks cupid. (You sure you've been named correctly)?