Red Clothes Make You Fat

[joggerjayne]

The BF went home today, so I consoled myself with some new running kit.

One of the bits I bought was a red Nike running top.

(did you know that NIKE don't SPONSOR THE OLYMPICS)

Anyway, I don't have many red clothes.

I'm not sure if I like it.

Is it just me, or do red clothes make you look fat?

And pale?

Or maybe I spent too much time eating toast this weekend.

Do all red clothes do this?

Not Virgin air stewardess uniforms, obviously, but all other red clothes.

[McMouse]

I wear red braces to keep my trousers up because I am fat.

[joggerjayne]

Crikey, I'm not sure I want clingy and showy clothes when I'm running.

Being sweaty and muddy looks bad enough, without having your bits on display!

[murraymints]

all this talk of bits..before breakfast !!!...uurrghhh

[sunny-dave]

Must get eyes tested - was convinced that this thread was going to be about red clothes causing flatulence ...

[joggerjayne]

Well, I was trying to avoid the word that seems to have taken over the web ...

... "pokies"

LOL

=0D