Right, folks guys peeps

[Mick-Talbot]

and pieface......

I.m off out to meet my German friends, do you think I should ask them why they blew my grandads legs off ?

[MarkRae]

Yes, they will have been personally responsible. You could also explain to them how you, being British, invented concentration camps...

[tenrec]

Have gun, sorry, fun!

[cazzz1975]

can you ask them why they like david hasslehoff

[Mick-Talbot]

lol Caz .... love it.

[jno]

and Freddie Frinton

[Smowball]

I'm German. (not really lol)

[sunny-dave]

Never mind - at least we and the krauts both look down on the cheese eating surrender monkeys ...

[mccfluff]

can you bring me back sausage

[mccfluff]

please

[ummmm]

You're sausage mad, Fluff!!

[craft1948]

What is 'back sausage'?

[mccfluff]

magic wand on the wrong way round

[douglas9401]

I'm not usually at a loss for an answer but this has me stumped.

[Smowball]

back sausage? lol . Is there a front sausage too?

[ummmm]

You know there is smow...you have 4 kids!!!!

[NOX]

When my little girl first went to live in Germany, a friend of her step father's was allergic to her pet cats. He said 'You will find a lot of German men are allergic to cats.' to which she said 'Ohhhh wish we'd have known we could have dropped a few on you in the war then...'. Had to admit I lm ao when my ex told me.