Don't touch...

[Jemisa]

All Ages......


An old, old man was lying in his death bed upstairs. His most
favorite food in the world was chocolate chip muffins As he lay
there, gasping for each breath, he was sure he could smell
freshly-baked chocolate chip muffins. He crawled out of bed and
slowly limped down the stairs. Sure enough, across the kitchen,
there was a huge tray of chocolate chip muffins on the table.

He finally made it to the table and he reached a shaking
hand towards the muffins
. Suddenly, his wife slapped his hand
sharply and yelled, "DON'T TOUCH THOSE-they're for the funeral!"

[starone]

tee-hee - macabre but funny.

[tenrec]

Heard it, but still makes me laugh!

[scoob101]

Sooooooo many repeats.