I gave up reading it, the font and colour were hard on the eyes and if I had to read your[i when he meant [i]you're] once more I may have hunted him down and hit him repeatedly with a dictionary.
This guy has problems not least of which is his apparent ambition to be a couch potato ...in shorts. If he turned the temperature down wore normal clothes he could probably save enough money on heating bills to take his partner for a romantic holiday in a tropical paradise in shorts... ah right... got it.