Changing the Loo Roll

[boxtops]

Mandy's thread reminded me...

If someone else changes your loo roll, do they put it with the paper hanging the same way as you would, or the other way?

Which way do you do it? I always have it with the next sheet against the wall, to stop vast amounts being pulled off.

[Old_Geezer]

My woman has yet to work out which way it goes too. She always has the end hiding and less accessible at the back. At our age you'd have thought she'd have worked it out by now. It not as if anyone is going to take more than needed simply because of the way it's hung, are they.

[jno]

could do, boxy, though it's a long way to Marbella, so you'd have to shout.

[Celticv11]

Never had this problem when we had torn newspaper on a string in the loo outside

[joggerjayne]

Here we are.

Top of a new page.

It's like changing the loo roll.

ps. can I look after Sean Connery's butt please?

In the original novel, the big spider that he smacked with his shoe wasn't a spider, it was a tropical millipede.

[joggerjayne]

Does Sean C live in Marbs?

I must stop being rude about the place, or he won't invite me.

[tamborine]

blimey, saving on loo paper now. Whatever next.....use a dandelion leaf - lol

[jno]

I think he used to but it doesn't say on Wikipedia.

"Sean Connery has a villa in Karindi, Greece. His neigbor is the Dutch crown-prince with whom he shares a helicopter platform"

[boxtops]

I share my helicopter platform with the Queen

[joggerjayne]

"with whom he shares a helicopter platform"

Aaand ... cue the "chopper" jokes.

[jno]

why, that's very kind of you, boxy.

[starone]

In days of old
When Knights were bold
And paper wasn't invented,
They wiped their arse
On a blade of grass,
And walked away contented.

Sorry, couldn't resist this.

[boxtops]

LOL jno and starby!

[rowanwitch]

http://girlygeekdom.c...nment/cool-power-tool

http://www.amazon.com...tiveASIN%3DB002TS1PPU



of course they do power tools for women...

personally I'd rather have a big Bosch or Black and Decker or something but its a matter of taste

[boxtops]

me too, rowan :-)

[nannybooby]

Oh my this has caused so many rows in our house the OH insists the paper faces foward ie over the roll. Sometimes i do it the otherway just to annoy him ;-) Carborad roll in the recycling.

[rowanwitch]

>>>>>Redman Changes the loo roll most of the time....and tops up the spares holder.... and he has testicles....<<<<<

[boxtops]

signs of a good bloke, rowan :-)

[rowanwitch]

He empties the bins without being asked too

[RATTER15]

Rowan >>>personally I'd rather have a big Bosch or Black and Decker or something but its a matter of taste<<<

"Black and Decker " :) Ah bless!!

Black and Decker are only made for women I believe, Im amazed they survive with the absolute tosh they make!!

Certainly not a man's tool of choice :))