Before I Die

[Jemisa]

Adult... A Nun goes onto a bus that has no passengers.
Nun to bus driver: I'm dying and I want to have sex before I die but I must remain a virgin so it must be anal and i cant commit adultery so the man must be single, can you fulfil my wish?
Yes says the driver and shags her up the ****. Then feeling guilty the driver says " I'm sorry I lied I'm married with 3 kids" " That's ok" said the nun " I lied too.

My name's Dave and I'm going to a fancy dress party!

[madiba]

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[Kiki-frog]

I feel like I shouldn't have laughed at that. But I did!