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One day in the forest, 3 blokes were just hiking along a path when all of a sudden, a huge pack of red-indians attaked them and knocked them out.
When they woke up, they were at the leader of the tribe's throne.
The chief then said "All of your lives may be spared if you can find ten of one fruit and bring them back to me."
So after a while the first man returned with 10 apples. The cheif then ordered him to stick all ten of them up his arse without making any expression at all on his face. He had a little bit of trouble with the first one and started crying while trying to put the next one in.
He was soon killed.
Later, the next bloke came in with 10 grapes. The cheif soon ordered him to do the same as the first bloke. After the 9th grape, the man started laughing so hard for no apperant reason, and he was killed.
The first two blokes soon met in heaven and the first bloke ask the second, "Why did you start laughing? You only needed one more grape and you'd have got away!"
The second guy answered while still laughing, "I couldn't help it. I saw the third bloke walking in with 10 pineapples."
One day in the forest, 3 blokes were just hiking along a path when all of a sudden, a huge pack of red-indians attaked them and knocked them out.
When they woke up, they were at the leader of the tribe's throne.
The chief then said "All of your lives may be spared if you can find ten of one fruit and bring them back to me."
So after a while the first man returned with 10 apples. The cheif then ordered him to stick all ten of them up his arse without making any expression at all on his face. He had a little bit of trouble with the first one and started crying while trying to put the next one in.
He was soon killed.
Later, the next bloke came in with 10 grapes. The cheif soon ordered him to do the same as the first bloke. After the 9th grape, the man started laughing so hard for no apperant reason, and he was killed.
The first two blokes soon met in heaven and the first bloke ask the second, "Why did you start laughing? You only needed one more grape and you'd have got away!"
The second guy answered while still laughing, "I couldn't help it. I saw the third bloke walking in with 10 pineapples."
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