Barmaid

[marray]

Travelling salesman arrives at a country pub - it's 2pm and the huge carpark is virtually full. Must be good beer he thinks and goes in. The place is empty, just a cracking barmaid there. Where is every one ?he asks. What do you mean- there's no one here, she replies. But the car park's full is his answer. Oh, the cars - they're all mine !. Guy looks around, and asks how come she has over 100 cars. She says "I won them" - still puzzled he asks "how" She replies " I simply tell them they ( the car owners) won't be able to do something her 5 year old son can" "That's crazy- any man can do what a 5 year old can do" "Okay" she said "Johnny, come in here" In comes a little lad. The barmaid then proceeds to strip revealing the best body the guy's ever seen - she then make sexy movements with her fingers and the guy looks on - mesmerized. " Okay she says to the guy and to Johnny -"drop your trousers" they both do that. Then she says" now bend your williy in half"..... Guy chokes.. "Where do want me to put the keys.."

[starone]

Tee -hee. lol.

[Jemisa]

LOL :o))

jem