Random thoughts for a Sunday

[maggiebee]

I dream of a better tomorrow... where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned

I'm never wrong. I once thought I was wrong, turns out, I was mistaken.

No one will win the battle of the sexes; there is too much fraternizing with the enemy.

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.

I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up your a**.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice???

Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life. So let's get wasted and have the time of our lives!

Reality is an illusion caused by a shortage of alcohol.

Sometimes my mind wanders; other times it leaves completely.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil

[marval]

HaHa, some good ones

[excelsior-1]

here's one to do with coming into money.

"with my luck, when my ship comes in - i'll be at the airport"

[missprim]

very good.

[wildwood]

I like there maggie.

[wildwood]

I like these maggie, and I must learn to spell propper...porper.. right.

[cupid04]

Yep!