letter to god

[sinderella]

i am writing a letter to God
Dear God please will you ......
make us all the same colour from now on to save any confusion

anybody want to add some suggestions also?

[RATTER15]

jno, apology accepted, but not necessary, I actually flicked through the answers but didn't really read any of them. I just jumped in with both feet like I usually do.

[tonyav]

We have all done that RATTER at sometime or other.

[WyeDyed]

Bunting?
http://www.thewestern...irds/reed-bunting.htm

Putting them on strings and hanging them from buildings is quite macabre, if you ask me.

[WyeDyed]

^^^
Oops, sorry, wrong thread

[slinky.kate]

dear lord,
If you cant make me skinny....
please make my friends fat?????

[Ann]

I love the little plaque hanging in my kitchen "Lord give me patience ..............but HURRY!"

[cupid04]

Thankyou God that I lost half a pound at weigh-in today. Please can you make
it more at my next weigh-in!

[jomifl]

Kiki.. sorry about the delay in replying, I've been 'busy' elsewhere. I expect domestic *** don't do too much damage to one another but the feral cats around here tear lumps off one another, literally, and all for love.

[jomifl]

The *** in my above post replaces the word pu$$ies lest it offend those who might think it meant something else, althought they wouldn't be offended. What a daft world! Mrs Slocum where are you when we need you?

[jomifl]

Dear Omnipotent Being,
Please stay out of our lives, your favouritism only causes jealous squabbles. We can manage quite well without you.
Have a nice eternity.