Four thoughts for the day.

[starone]

1. Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine and into your brain and that's where sh!tty ideas come from.

2. If all the women in the office except one are suing you for sexual harassment watch out that the odd one does not sue you for discrimination.

3. Friends don't let friends drink and take home ugly men.

4. The seven dwarfs of menopause - Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Sleepy. Bloated, Forgetful and Psycho. Ignore them at your peril.

[marval]

lol

[tenrec]

That has made my day Starby. Expecially no. 1. Great stuff.

[tonyav]

LOL.