I have to admit that Cheryl Cole's career has largely passed me by. Beyond thumping a cloakroom attendant and being a judge on X-Factor I really don't know much about her, judging from last nights performance I haven't missed much!
Admittedly I only caught the end of the programme and may have missed her demonstrating her wit and wisdom, what I did see was a girl who seemed to be in a constant state of panic that she didn't get Ross Noble's jokes and were they aimed at her.
I am baffled by her god awful outfit and am still trying to work out why she was constantly grabbing her crotch as she mimed her way through her performance.
Apart from having beautiful eyes what does she bring to the world of entertainment???