Shooting

[marval]

One of the best marksmen in the FBI was passing through a small town.
Everywhere he saw evidences of the most amazing shooting.

On trees, on walls, and on fences there were numerous bull's-eyes with the bullet hole in dead centre.

The FBI man asked one of the townsmen if he could meet the person responsible for this wonderful marksmanship.

The man turned out to be the village idiot.

"This is the best marksmanship I have ever seen," said the FBI man.

"How in the world do you do it?"

"Nothing to it," said the idiot.

"I shoot first and draw the circles afterward."

[Kiki-frog]

Makes perfect sense to me. I wonder if I could apply for the job of village idiot somewhere?

[tenrec]

Sorry, Kiki, the position here is already taken (by me)!

[marval]

Hey, I got there first lol

[Kiki-frog]

Actually I'm sure Mrs O's village of Answerbank-under-the-Wold would have room for an infinite supply of village idiots and we could all find gainful employment

http://www.theanswerb.../Question1141353.html

[shoota]

Being already a qualified 'shoota' I would be prepared to take drawing lessons in order to be able to fulfill the second part of the job description.....