letter to god update

[sinderella]

i have received a reply from him and he has decided all humans are to be born with a tail just like a dogs,which will wag when we are happy.
when we lie our noses will grow an inch.
any more suggestions?

[rowanwitch]

And we only have to have sex when in season twice a year and we get to pick the best from the dogs following us...

[tonyav]

Will there be a ' scent ' rowan.

[rowanwitch]

No so you have to guess,,,,

[tonyav]

Doh, don't make it more difficult lol.

[Traci66]

Children will be kept in cages until the age of 21.

[tonyav]

All my cars will have unlimited power.

[mccfluff]

fatty will get his own place

[jake-the-peg]

Half of all humans have tails that wag when we're happy

[wolf63]

I want to be like a lady cat - when she wants some serious tom cat action she just stands and screams until there is a line of tom cats waiting to 'service' her.

[marval]

Food on my plate when I want it and a drink in my mug, without me having to lift a finger.

[redman41]

Thank you God for lifting the Hosepipe ban...
now where's our bleeding Summer ?
signed
Michael Fish (retired and dis-illusioned)

[Clanad]

Oh! Super... that means I'll get blamed for every time[i [i]anyone] passes gas around here...

[emmie]

please can you let me win the lottery just this once, so i can get myself together and then stick several fingers up at the b**tards who have made my life difficult. I won't be able to wag my tail, as i am a lady and that would be inappropriate.

[cupid04]

I'd like everyone on ab to love one another.

[tonyav]

OK cupid. x

[emmie]

cupid, ha ha, best laugh all day.. x

[tonyav]

Oh c'mon em, can't you feel the love.

[emmie]

not in cyberspace mate, x