I've got a business idea

[EvianBaby]

Weekends only but it's a money spinner.

Like a paper delivery boy but one who delivers bacon baps and a cuppa (and a paper as well I suppose).

According to Wiki there are 1900 homes in my 'village', someone could make a fortune - mostly from just my house.

The only problem is I really can't be arsed. Could someone else set this idea up for me please. Like, now.

[sunny-dave]

I would oblige, but it's a hell of a game not spilling the coffee in those paper cups when cornering and I think your baps would be cold by the time I arrived ... ;)

[baza]

nothing worse than cold baps !!!!!!!

[EvianBaby]

No, you could only fit a few on your bike. I need someone with a van. A big van. After all, it's my idea, I want a share of the profits :)

[EvianBaby]

I wish I hadn't used the word baps. I can see where this will head :|

[ummmm]

OH has just came back from the bakery. Slice of pizza, 2 ham rolls and 2 sausage rolls = £8

[EvianBaby]

Bargain!

Wonder if I can train the cat to walk to the cafe down the road. I'll stick a note and a couple of quid in a pouch on his collar.

[seadogg]

When we delivered Meals on Wheels with WRVS it was always a battle to cope with traffic (and b. traffic wardens) to get the stuff out on time. Delivering hot food you have a period to do it and after that it is deemed to be unfit for humans. Try something easier Evian.

[sunny-dave]

I see a local phone business "Dial a Bap" ... possibly the name needs a tweak though.

[EvianBaby]

The chavs round here will eat anything seadog :)

I just want something to create a side of the road burger van but one that travels to outside my front door on a Saturday morning.

[RATTER15]

Sunny-Dave, I think "Taste my Baps would be more appropriate"

[RATTER15]

or even: "Taste my Baps" would be more appropriate.

[vodkancoke]

"Dial a Bap"....I think we are getting into a whole different business there! They will expect more than a hot roll and a coffee! ;)

[seadogg]

Milk loaf?

[tonyav]

Munch my baps, has a ring to it.

[TTG]

Handy tip: To keep the baps warm, strap a microwave oven to the push bike. Make sure you have a very long extension lead as well otherwise this idea will not work at all! Trust me...I know from experience. Good luck with your "can't be arsed" idea! Sounds good.

[mrs_overall]

Tonyav has a white van that would be ideal for delivering. Once he has cleared out the plumbing tools and slightly soiled mattress he keeps in the back...

[DTCwordfan]

I love your understatement, Mrs O, the use of the word "slightly"

Glad to hear the "crisis" is over....

[EvianBaby]

What crisis?

[tenrec]

I think DT may mean mrs_o's health.