My 7 year old granddaughter was accused by another girl of the same age of calling her a f_ _ _ _ _ _g brat.
My daughter said "I don't think she even knows the word but I'll check it out."
The conversation went:
Mummy "Did you call _ _ _ a naughty word?"
G.d. "No mummy. I called her a brat because she is."
Mummy "Well she says you called her a brat but you also said a very naughty word beginning with 'F'. "
G.d. "I didn't honestly mummy. I didn't say the word 'flipping'."