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Ashley Cole.......
Before the game they showed an interview with Ashley and Gabby Logan and her last question was " You've never scored for England, do you think that'll ever change?"
Ashley replied "Nah never"
Why the feck was a left back allowed to take a penalty when Carroll and Wallcott were available?
Fecking gutted!!
Ashley replied "Nah never"
Why the feck was a left back allowed to take a penalty when Carroll and Wallcott were available?
Fecking gutted!!
Answers
Let me start by saying that I'm not defending Ca$hley one little bit. Clearly from my username you can tell that he isn't my favourite player.
But I have to defend anyone who has the botox to step up and take a penalty in a massive game, even more in a shoot out in the Euro quarter finals. Which is where you have to ask questions of the likes of Carroll and Walcott,...
But I have to defend anyone who has the botox to step up and take a penalty in a massive game, even more in a shoot out in the Euro quarter finals. Which is where you have to ask questions of the likes of Carroll and Walcott,...
10:35 Tue 26th Jun 2012
Let me start by saying that I'm not defending Ca$hley one little bit. Clearly from my username you can tell that he isn't my favourite player.
But I have to defend anyone who has the botox to step up and take a penalty in a massive game, even more in a shoot out in the Euro quarter finals. Which is where you have to ask questions of the likes of Carroll and Walcott, not of Cole and Young.
Taking a penalty is more about kicking accuracy than actually being a striker or a goal scorer. Why shouldn't a defender be as accurate at kicking a ball over 12 yards as a striker? Why does Lampard (a midfielder) take take the majority of Chelsea's penalties rather than Drogba (before he left) or Torres? Lauren used to take penalties at Arsenal and he was a right back. If I could be arsed, I could probably knock up a list of defenders (and probably 'keepers too) that have been successful penalty takers over the years. Joe Hart apparently said that he would volunteer.
By all accounts, Ca$hley isn't (usually) a bad penalty taker. At least he had the confidence and/or bottle to step up and take the responsibility.
On the whole, I'm not the least bit gutted about the result. Yes, it's a pisser to get close and then lose like that, but I don't think one sane England fan could stand up and say we deserved anything out of that game, or even that tournament. Quarter finals was about as good as we deserved.
(As an afterthought, Walcott was never going to take one, the boy is hopeless. Taking a pen he would have far too much time to think about it and would doutbless have blazed it over the bar or off to the side. He can only produce something useful when he doesn't get time to think about what to do and acts on instinct.)
But I have to defend anyone who has the botox to step up and take a penalty in a massive game, even more in a shoot out in the Euro quarter finals. Which is where you have to ask questions of the likes of Carroll and Walcott, not of Cole and Young.
Taking a penalty is more about kicking accuracy than actually being a striker or a goal scorer. Why shouldn't a defender be as accurate at kicking a ball over 12 yards as a striker? Why does Lampard (a midfielder) take take the majority of Chelsea's penalties rather than Drogba (before he left) or Torres? Lauren used to take penalties at Arsenal and he was a right back. If I could be arsed, I could probably knock up a list of defenders (and probably 'keepers too) that have been successful penalty takers over the years. Joe Hart apparently said that he would volunteer.
By all accounts, Ca$hley isn't (usually) a bad penalty taker. At least he had the confidence and/or bottle to step up and take the responsibility.
On the whole, I'm not the least bit gutted about the result. Yes, it's a pisser to get close and then lose like that, but I don't think one sane England fan could stand up and say we deserved anything out of that game, or even that tournament. Quarter finals was about as good as we deserved.
(As an afterthought, Walcott was never going to take one, the boy is hopeless. Taking a pen he would have far too much time to think about it and would doutbless have blazed it over the bar or off to the side. He can only produce something useful when he doesn't get time to think about what to do and acts on instinct.)
I think all the England footballers are grossly overpaid. They should be paid on an "incentive bonus" basis - i.e only if you win the game you all get paid that week,if not - nothing! If you score a goal get a bonus, if you save a goal (goalie) get a bonus, penalties (bonus) good pass leading to a goal - bonus etc etc - each to his own skill in the match. That would sort out the men from the boys methinks!!
About this overpayment of footballers
If Wayne Rooney got £1 each week from everyone who watched him how much do you reckon he would get then?
More than what he is on I'd bet
I would rather it went to the players with talent than the 'hangers on'
Especially if they wear red shirts and play at OT ;-))
If Wayne Rooney got £1 each week from everyone who watched him how much do you reckon he would get then?
More than what he is on I'd bet
I would rather it went to the players with talent than the 'hangers on'
Especially if they wear red shirts and play at OT ;-))