Tom, Dick and Harry

Duncer | 19:31 Thu 28th Jun 2012 | Jokes

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This is awful, and as old as Methuselah, but here goes..................

Tom, Dick and Harry like to go out to discos at the weekend but, unfortunately for them, they all have very large feet indeed, and are often the subject of much ridicule when they are out, causing them no end of embarassment. Tom had size 15 feet, Harry's were size 16, while Dick's were size 19, so it was difficult to hide, and discos presented the only hope for the boys, thanks to the darkened lighting in most nightclubs.

One night they are all out together in a busy city nightclub, eying up the talent, when Dick heads to the bar for three pints. While he is away two sexy young girls approach Tom and Harry, asking if they want to dance.

The boys don't need to be asked twice and, within a minute, they are on the floor strutting what they've got. After a few minutes the girls begin to giggle and, after a few more seconds, they burst into uncontrollable chuckling, bending over in paroxysms of laughter.

"What is it", asks Tom, "what is so funny?"

"I'm really, really sorry", says one of the girls, "I don't mean to be offensive, but you both have extraordinarily big feet".

"That's nothing", blurts out Harry, "you should see the size of our Dick's".