Night Out !

[LochNessMonster]

Fellow goes out to a nightclub and forgot his tie, so he quickly takes the jump leads out his car and puts them around his neck.

He says to the bouncer outside "any chance of getting it?" And the bouncer replied "Yes, as long as you don't start anything"

[tenrec]

Good 'un!

[marval]

HaHa

[heathfield]

Boom, boom!

[starone]

tee-hee. Nearly missed it - in wrong section. Try the jokes section next time Loch.

[jno]

the joint is jumping tonight