fantasy breakfast

[mccfluff]

my breakfast and lunch is sitting on the ktichen counter - i expect murph has eaten it by now

So i'm having a fantasy breakfast

greek yougurt with museli, fresh peaches & water melon
then bacon sarnie - fat cut off fresh crusty bread butter and a smidge of ketchup
proper coffee
orange and raspebrry juice

maybe a biccy or two and some sweeties

what are you having

[Kiki-frog]

Awww, the thought that all that yummy food has been consumed by murph. I feel like the dog in this clip (probably posted before, but darnit, it's still funny)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGeKSiCQkPw

[lady-janine]

george clooney and some greek yogurt

[mccfluff]

lol kiki - oh and no you don't get any yohurt, murph is a little possessive over yougurt!

shes got marmite rolls and a saltbeef and salad sandwich, i expect she'll leave teh blueberries alone:-(

[lady-janine]

i'l bring my own

[mccfluff]

if you're bringing george could you also bring paul walker

just don't eat yog around murph, you'll regret it!

[lady-janine]

okay fluff will do and thanks for the advice but didn't intend to have anyone else around

[nannybooby]

Continental Breakfast - coffee and a brandy
Full English cup of tea and a fag
Full Irish - rasher and a ride

Me a fried bacon sarnie with fat on ,in white bread loads of butter.

[mccfluff]

nanny

Full Irish - rasher and a ride <------- ???????

[nannybooby]

oh dear for those who don't know for the Irish a ride is a polite way of saying having sex! A ridey boy is a fit young man etc.

[nannybooby]

A rasher is a bacon sarnie

[mccfluff]

i thought it was but i'd never heard of an irish breakfast being bacon and sex, or is it sex with a pig, i'm not sure :-)

[snags]

''sex with a pig''

Making bacon?

[nannybooby]

No you silly people ! Its the original hang over cure a bacon buttie and then a fin good ride ( see earlier explanation) with your human partner !

[nannybooby]

Sorry you have not had the pleasure ! Mcfluff I worry about some of your tendancies!

[mccfluff]

Lol :-) i'd worry about myself too but i think my brain would overheat