A policeman aproached a car parked at a local beauty spot & tapped on the drivers windw...
"What are you doing?" the policeman asked. "What does it look like?" answered the cheeky young man. "I'm reading this magazine." Pointing towards the young lady in the back seat, the officer then asked, "And what is the young lady doing?" The young man looked over his shoulder and replied, "What does it look like? She's knitting."
"And how old are you?" the officer then asked the young man. "I'm nineteen," he replied. "And how old is the young lady?" asked the officer. The young man looked at his watch and said, "Well, in about twelve minutes she'll be sixteen."
I heard the policeman said "what are you doing" to the young man he said "necking" so the copper said "in that case would you mind putting you'r neck back in you'r trousers"