a poem for Tony

[rowanwitch]

Tonyav implores me
As he's finding it depressing
to write about his life
without mentioning cross dressing
Thoughts of wigs and padding
He's finding quite a drag
And he can't keep his spanners neat
In a Hermes bag

When he bend over a bonnet
His suspender belt digs in
So he has to go for hold ups
While he's mechanic ing
His mates laugh at his overalls
They find the lace looks funny
But he mends cars in Hurst Street
so he makes loads of money

His garage is immaculate
With curtains and silk flowers
A workbench with a mirror
He can clean up after hours
A wardrobe for his play clothes
When he goes out at night
A makeup bag and hairspray
So tony you are right

You wanted it to be
With cars you would be messing
I found a way you could do that
And carry on cross Dressing

[humbersloop]

^ as the immortal dolly parton says tony, boys, it takes a lotta money to look this cheap :-D

[mrs_overall]

yes, but the glass is reinforced